Never in a million years, never in my wildest dreams, did I think that I would ever come to own this exceedingly rare, runway-only eyewear masterpiece.
The power of the internet, man. It's truly mindblowing sometimes. Feeling extremely DOUBLE RAINBOW.
I often can't stand fashion's culture of status material glorification. Truthfully, I feel really silly about so emotional over an object. But there is an emotional component at work here. As some of you may know, in middle school I was the victim of an assault that left me with permanent damage to my eyes. The scarring left me unable to wear contacts or ever get laser corrective surgery. I have to wear glasses every day for the rest of my life in order to see properly. The Prada eyebrow glasses represent a tiny triumph over that incredibly painful period of my adolescence. If I'm forced to wear prescription glasses, I may as well rock the most cleverly-designed spectacles in recent history. Indeed, I'm truly humbled. I will treasure these glasses for the rest of my life. Happy eyebrow'd Meagan.