jIn constant sorrows, all through the day...
Right before I lost my job, I won these beautiful A/W2007 Jil Sander shoes on eBay, for the stupidly low price of a nice dinner. I have been lusting after these shoes for years, and seeing them on Childhood Flames and Garbage Dress only made my lust grow deeper. They are literally the perfect black pump. Mine were a special variant of the shoes pictured above... patent leather with embossed croc print. So rare, so beautiful, and such a necessary addition to my wardrobe.
These shoes never pop up on eBay...and when they do, they are usually in too-small sizes (I wear a size 9). So you can imagine my utter glee when I saw these.
Unfortunately, these beauties were lost in the mail. They were either delivered to the wrong apartment, lost entirely, or stolen my from the vestibule of my apartment building. I am likely to never seem them again.
I am totally heartbroken, as you can imagine. To my lost shoe package...I hope one day, you can find me. To whoever may currently be in posession of my shoes...I hope you are as happy with them as I would have been. To the United States Postal Service...a big steaming FUCK YOU.